Jan. 2nd, 2012

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No, like actually, this is making me hyperventilate: http://aroadmorebalanced.wordpress.com/2010/10/22/undressed/

My need to make this recipe is killing me ASD;LAJER;AER
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Red Velvet Cake + Creamy Vanilla Frosting
From "The Complete Magnolia Bakery Cookbook"

Notes:
Magnolia Bakery is my favorite bakery in the whole world. Why? Three words: red velvet cupcakes.

As the legend goes, these guys invented red velvet cupcakes. They're often imitated, but never duplicated: perfect frosting, perfect cake consistency, as;dlfjka;elrkjasre it's heaven. There are times I want to drive down to NYC just to get these cupcakes. They're kind of like Aya's muffins in terms of sheer addictiveness. (Although Aya wins because I'd willingly go across the whole country for those, but they have the unfair bonus of seeing Aya, too, so.)

Anyway, THE COOKBOOK HAS THEIR RED VELVET CUPCAKE RECIPE. I copied it down in the bookstore and then ran home and made it. I've made it twice now, and yes, these cupcakes tend to make people moan involuntarily when they eat them. They're sumptuous. Excellent gifts and good for other classy things.

This recipe is very involved, which makes sense since it's such a high-class bakery. There's a lot of stuff going on in a lot of different bowls, and an assistant + an electric mixer is heavily recommended, if not required. It says something that I bust my mixer out to make this recipe; I make everything by hand, even meringue, but this really is quite complicated.

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CUPCAKES. FUCK YEAH.

EASY FROSTING INSTRUCTIONS:
5 Tablespoons Flour
1 cup Milk
1 teaspoon Vanilla
1 cup Butter
1 cup Granulated Sugar (not Powdered Sugar!)

Bake your favorite chocolate cake and let it cool.

In a small saucepan, whisk flour into milk and heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You want it to be very thick, thicker than cake mix, more like a brownie mix is. Remove from heat and let it cool to room temperature. (If I’m in a hurry, I place the saucepan over ice in the sink for about 10 minutes or so until the mixture cools.) It must be completely cool before you use it in the next step. Stir in vanilla.

While the mixture is cooling, cream the butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. You don’t want any sugar graininess left. Then add the completely cooled milk/flour/vanilla mixture and beat the living daylights out of it. If it looks separated, you haven’t beaten it enough! Beat it until it all combines and resembles whipped cream.

Grab a spoon and taste this wonderful goodness. If there is any left after your taste test, spread it on a cooled chocolate cake.

Cut yourself a piece and put it on a pretty plate. Grab a fork and prepare to experience the most divine pairing you can imagine. This frosting on chocolate cake is to die for. Sure, the recipe sounds strange — it has flour in it — but it’s sublime. Try it, you’ll see. You’ll love it so much you won’t go back.

Oct 2015 update: TIPS! Use only real butter!! (My personal preference is the organic salted butter from Costco as to me it has a more rich and buttery taste.) Do not use margarine, tub spreads, Country Crock, etc as the frosting is likely to separate. Some people like to use superfine sugar instead of regular granulated sugar, or to run the granulated sugar through a food processor first to make their own superfine sugar. If you taste flour or paste when it’s done, I suspect the flour/milk mixture didn’t cook long enough, don’t be in a hurry to bring the milk/flour to the thickened state, let it have time to cook that flour taste out as it thickens. Did you get lumps? whisk whisk whisk as it cooks! One person recommended using a hand mixer as it cooks to avoid lumps, Some people use 3 T of flour instead of 5. I’ve made it with soy milk, non-fat milk and all the way through to half-n-half and it’s turned out great for me using any of those. I’ve put it in piping bags and decorated with it, I’ve left it on the counter and I’ve also refrigerated it. I’m not a professional baker and while I’ve never had this recipe fail, I highly recommend reading the comments, there are great tips and helpful comments! Some have recommendations for adding cocoa powder, cherry, fresh strawberries, using coconut oil, etc. One person used lavender and earl grey tea in it (I recommended she post that recipe!) Some people have put the sugar in with the milk/flour mixture instead of creaming it with the butter. (I’ve tried that and personally wasn’t a fan as it completely changed the flavor, and texture, of the frosting in the end.) Also, while I like this best on chocolate cake, you can use it on any flavor of cake. In fact, it’s the original, very old, frosting for Red Velvet Cake. Yep, that’s right! Cream cheese frosting is not the original frosting for Red Velvet :) Happy baking! Have fun, and enjoy!! ~MissyDew
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Notes: These make a LOT of cookies. Like, a LOT. If you make small cookies, like I do (I use a flat tablespoonful of dough for each one), half of this recipe yields 36 cookies.

Also, these are 90% chocolate. Seriously, it's kind of just like eating a chocolate bar. If you like actually having cookie taste (like I do) you might want to go a little easy on the amount of chocolate chips used.

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Ingredients:

8 ounces (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 cup packed dark brown sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt (you can actually omit it and it tastes just fine—yes, even with unsalted butter!)
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
4 cups semisweet chunks (or dark chocolate chunks; milk chocolate chunks will make this recipe too sweet).

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Directions:

1. Place the butter in a large bowl and cream at high speed until fluffy. Add the sugars and beat until light and fluffy, about 4 minutes, scraping down sides of bowl occasionally. Beat in eggs, one at a time, until completely mixed.

2. In a separate bowl, mix flour, salt and baking soda. Add to the butter mixture at low speed until just combined and add vanilla extract. Beat on medium speed, scraping bowl down, until blended. Do not overmix.

3. Add chocolate chunks and mix till thoroughly combined. Refrigerate batter until cold, preferably overnight.

4. Preheat a conventional oven to 350 degrees or a convection oven to 300 degrees, and line several baking sheets with parchment paper. Drop heaping spoonfuls of batter 2 inches apart on the lined baking sheets and bake, turning tray once, until golden brown around edges (we're talking just slightly golden brown, here, if you're making tiny cookies like me) and soft (but not bubbly)—about 9 minutes in a convection oven or 12 in a conventional one. Cool on a wire rack and enjoy :D the chocolate chips will stay melty for a really, really, really long time--like a few hours after you pull them out of the oven.
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The man speaks perfect Italian, rapid syllables that roll off of his tongue. It echoes slightly off of the silver water beneath them, sounds clearly over the muted rustling of boats and passerby. Kyuhyun leans back and feels the sun press against his closed eyelids, lulled by the heat and the gentle rocking of the gondola.

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The boat falls into shadow as it passes underneath the bridge, the sound of swishing water amplified. Kyuhyun shivers in the sudden chill and opens his eyes. The man smiles down at him.

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"Los Angeles," Kyuhyun says.

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Super fudgy. By far the most interesting batter I've ever worked with for a cookie in terms of velvety, smooth texture and taste. I literally could not stop myself from licking my fingers clean (I knead with my hands) and nearly made myself sick. I never do that, but I could not stop myself.

Try the pure-chocolate version fresh out of the oven and your knees will go weak. That's how intense these cookies are. Eating one is an incredibly guilt-inducing experience and is basically just eating a chocolate bar.

I am still tweaking this recipe, however (I've already modified it quite heavily from the original) and updating this post as I go.

Ingredients
1 cup unsalted butter (next time I want to try it with margarine tried it. No, these cookies just look like lumps, there's no helping them along with margarine or anything. Margarine just makes them taste less good, so avoid it if you can.)
1 1/2 cups brown sugar
2 eggs
2 tsp. vanilla (more can't hurt)
2 cups flour
2/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
3/4 tsp. baking soda
1/4 tsp. salt
1 cup of dark chocolate chips (you might need more?)
1 cup of white chocolate chips (optional; alternatively, make it 2 cups of dark chocolate, but don't say I didn't warn you)
2 tsp cardamom (ground) (optional; I made a half-and-half batch, splitting the batter in half and adding 1tsp cardamom to one half of it. Both variations of this recipe are really delicious, although the non-cardamom, pure-chocolate version will basically stop your heart with chocolate goodness. You think I'm kidding. I'm not. It really did feel like I was dying slightly.)

Directions
Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. Cream the sugar and butter together in a large mixing bowl, then add the eggs and vanilla. In another, smaller bowl, mix together flour, cocoa, baking soda, salt, and (if adding it) cardamom. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and mix until well-combined, but be sure not to overmix. Stir in the chocolate chips. You'll probably have so many chocolate chips that the batter can't hold them all; that's normal. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes; err on the side of undercooking. If you overcook them they get all cakey.

ENJOY.
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3-1/2 cups flour
2 cups of sugar
1-1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1-1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 can crushed pineapple
1/2 cup raisins or more
4 eggs
1 cup vegetable oil

Bake 325 degrees oven 30 to 45 minutes. Test with knife to come out clean.
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I think the flax seed is actually an egg replacement, although I'm not completely sure.
Omit the crystallized ginger because I never have any of that on hand, sigh.

You can use whole wheat flour for them, too—awesome!

http://hellyeahitsvegan.com/?p=710
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